Food for thought
There
is just something about food. We need it and love it, yet at times we hate it.
We are told not to go to the store and shop while hungry. It makes sense.
Imagine coming home with everything you saw that made you hungry. We would have
cake, chips, luscious buns, and peanut butter. In the end we got nothing we
need but all that we wanted. Food makes us irrational.
I have a thing about main brands. I
have to have Campbell’s soup. I just don’t like the others. How about Kraft
dinner? I think we like Campbell and Kraft more than the food. Maybe they just
make it right. I am picky about what brand I buy. Shopping for food is easy for
me. I know what I like and want. It’s not that often I refuse over price. I
have to have my Mushroom soup or hash browns.
I love to cook (see my waist size).
I love cooking movies like “No Reservations.” Racheal Ray is the best. I used
to watch cooking shows with my mom. Duh she was 350 pounds. I’m not but I feel
like it most of the time. In high school I took cooking classes over math. Ya
it was dumb but we always have food but we don’t always use math. I’m not a
professional cook?
My wife hates it when I’m on
holidays. I watch too much Racheal Ray and proceed to cook too much. Our scales
scream during the holidays. I love a good cake, casserole, or goulash. Are you hungry yet? I’m smart because I’m
writing this after breakfast. Every Saturday I have hash browns, eggs, and
toast. That is the only day. The reason is because if I die I don’t want to
regret not having my favorite thing. We all have a favorite food.
What does God have to say about
food? God surprisingly says a lot about food. We were not eating meat in the
Garden of Eden. One of the prices of disobeying God was getting to eat meat.
God provided Manna instead of food for a time. Jesus was always eating food and
talking about food. Think of the miracles. He made wine at a dinner and there
was the feeding five thousand twice. God says he provides food for us because
he loves us.
Think about it: we made grocery
stores so we can get food faster. The fast food restaurant is around because we
love food quickly. I wonder if we eat too much because food is available more.
We love food. They say we are fatter than ever before. Is it because were lazy
or that food is easier to get? If you’re hungry do you wait until you get home?
No, not anymore, Wendy’s is just around the corner.
What is your food of choice? Do you
like pizza, Chinese (not people), Greek, or Italian? I just realized that as I
get older the bread and other heavy foods are not as easy to digest. That would
screw an Italian person. They love pizza, pasta, and bread. The vegetarian
sucks to me. They like all the boring foods in my mind. I tried that diet once
for a year. Others tried to get me to eat tofu. They said “just spice it up.”
Sorry that stuff really sucks. It tasted like spiced up tofu (ahhh gross). In
the end I got sick and I noticed the vegetarians popping B12 supplements (made
from animals). I went out and had a Big Mac the same day.
We love the Christmas dinner. There
is thanksgiving dinner too. We have birthday, graduation, wedding, and
engagement dinners. We love food. There are three types of dinners: breakfast,
lunch, and supper. We have Brupper (breakfast and supper); Brunch (breakfast
and lunch; but not Lupper (lunch and supper).
Food might even say a lot about us. Are we picky or
casual? Are we big because were lazy or do we love food. Do we live wild
because we love spicy or are we born Mexican. If we love pasta are we Italian
or just love Italians. Why do Chinese cook everything well. Why do Chinese cook
stuff I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole? They would eat anything not nailed
down. White people are fat because we love ethnic food. Are you trying to kill
us off with food? We are what we eat I guess. So go have your favorite food and
be yourself today.
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